Crazy Urges

Laura "tagged" me to put together a list of weird/freakish/nonsociallyacceptable/andevensomeregularones urges I may have had or now have.

This is my First Meme. Ever. I hate that word 'meme', by the way, so my first urge would be to magically send, to whomever coined the phrase, all of the Asian beetles that infest my home every Spring/Fall never to reappear at mine.

I'm not very spontaneous but here goes:

1. Have my husband sedated while I systematically extract every last particle from his pores (thanks for the reminder Ann)
2. Cut my hair short, like, really short, think Posh Spice of late (thanks Laur for the reminder on this puppy)
3. Adopt children, lots and lots of needy children
4. Win a Food Network challenge/open a candy shop
5. Sing on stage somewhere
6. Have Matt quit his job, get a job as a patent attorney in Europe and relocate for a year; have a nice little hobby farm over there so Matt doesn't get bored
7. Run for public office
8. Rip out my oven and perform a "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" on it a la "Office Space"
9. Buy 100 acres surrounding our home and become an expert at training/boarding horses
10. Spend the next year figuring out the exact formula of the now retired vanilla laffy taffy as well as Abdallah caramel (then sell them in my candy shop)

You happy? Now come fold my laundry because that is what I was avoiding in order to provide you with this sensational information.